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Jul 8, 2011

Can Someone Please Suggest A Title For This Picture

I gave up finding a title for this one. Damn it could be anything.


Its your turn now, please suggest a title.

Jul 7, 2011

Funny Butt Icons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called ’emoticons,’ where:
*:) means a smile and
*:( is a frown.

Well, how about some ‘ BUTT ICONS?’ Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass!}

(_o_) an ass that’s been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

Jun 26, 2011

Amusing Comments By Sports Commentators

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: ‘This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: ‘This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: ‘If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: ‘Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.
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Jun 24, 2011

The Best Named Twins Ever

A couple in the IT industry gave birth to twins. Guess what they named them?

If they were triplets then what would have been their names????????

Ctrl, Alt & De!!!!
😉

Jun 17, 2011

Man Tries To Do Real-Life Facebook & Twitter!


Excellent and very funny! This social-networking idea has already been done elsewhere but the confused faces of ordinary people in the park and on the street really adds to the amusement.

Jun 17, 2011

Top Thirty Things That Sound Dirty But Are Not


TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counsellor, let’s do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6 Is it a penal offence?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn’t
1. Think you can get me off?
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it’s out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn’t
1. It’s not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT:
10.. Damn, my shaft is bent..
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it..
3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip!
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn’t
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first!

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