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Nov 28, 2011

Christmas Is Cancelled This Year


Yeah, it’s early but I figure if some numbnut without anything else important to do can sit in line for Black Friday since LAST WEEK, the least I can do is start a little early…

Nov 28, 2011

Blackperry Is Here


The only downside is that BlackPerries disappear a lot. 🙁

Nov 28, 2011

Washroom Signs For Men And Women

Women’s and men’s washrooms: we encounter them nearly every time we venture into public space. To many people the separation of the two, and the signs used to distinguish them, may seem innocuous and necessary. Trans people know that this is not the case, and that public battles have been waged over who is allowed to use which washroom. The segregation of public washrooms is one of the most basic ways that the male-female binary is upheld and reinforced.

As such, washroom signs are very telling of the way societies construct gender. They identify the male as the universal and the female as the variation. They express expectations of gender performance. And they conflate gender with sex.

Nov 25, 2011

Tom And Jerry Lounge


Tom and Jerry is an American series of theatrical animated cartoon films created by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, centering on a never-ending rivalry between a cat (Tom) and a mouse (Jerry) whose chases and battles often involved comic violence. Hanna and Barbera ultimately wrote and directed one hundred and fourteen Tom and Jerry shorts at the MGM cartoon studio in Hollywood between 1940 and 1957, when the animation unit was closed. The original series is notable for having won the Academy Award for Animated Short Film seven times, tying it with Walt Disney’s Silly Symphonies as the theatrical animated series with the most Oscars. A longtime television staple, Tom and Jerry has a worldwide audience that consists of children, teenagers and adults, and has also been recognized as one of the most famous and longest-lived rivalries in American cinema. In 2000, TIME named the series one of the greatest television shows of all time.early today i made a comment that i should not of made and am very sorry and will stop this very instant. for a view ideas for this programme is that have pov of tom and jerry and what there life is like.

Nov 20, 2011

Mind Your Own Business


Another good mind-my-own-business joke: A boy in Brooklyn’s outside of a candy shop shoveling candy in his mouth. A man approaches the boy and says, “Don’t eat candy, kid. It’s not good for you.” The boy replied, “My grandfather lived until he was 97.” “Really,” said the man. “Did he eat a lot of candy, too?” The boy replied, “No, but he minded his own fucking business.”

Nov 20, 2011

Congratulations! It’s A Boy


Good mothers are supposed to say they are happy with a boy or a girl, as long as the baby is healthy. But gender disappointment is a very real and heartbreaking issue that affects many pregnant women.

Just because a woman has a gender preference does not mean she is a bad mother or that she doesn’t want the child.