A Notable Gynaecologist Once Said…
“The best engine in the world is the vagina !!It can be started with one finger, is self-lubricating, takes any size piston and changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so f****** temperamental !!”
Tick Warning
If someone comes to your front door and saying they are checking for Ticks due to warm weather and asks you to take off your clothes and dance around with your arms up. DO NOT DO IT, THIS IS A SCAM.
They only want to see you naked, I wish a friend of mine had known this yesterday……aww she feels so stupid.
P/S Ticks are small arachnids in the order Ixodida. Along with mites, they constitute the subclass Acarina. Ticks are ectoparasites, living by hematophagy on the blood of mammals, birds, and sometimes reptiles and amphibians.
Why Do Sharks Circle Before Attacking
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
“First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did.
“Now we eat everybody.” And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”
His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the shit inside!”
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