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Aug 15, 2020

Never Seen A Catfish?

For those that have never seen a Catfish

Aug 9, 2020

I Was Really Drunk That Day

Jul 12, 2020

Insane, Savage And Funny Insults

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

You’re so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Jul 8, 2020

The Tiny Pocket On Your Jeans

However jokes apart…..

It’s actually a watch pocket, originally for men who wore pocket watches and needed a protective place to store them. Though, as Levi’s points out, the pocket has also served many other purposes over time, from condom storage to coin hoarding.

Jul 6, 2020

Corona And Creativity – These Stands out..

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Jul 2, 2020

The Foolish And The Wise

If you are dealing with a wise person, talking is helpful. They soak up feedback and use it to adjust their lives for the better. Your input can truly make a difference.

If you are dealing with a fool, however, talking is a waste of your time. They resist change. The problem is never “in the room.” It’s always out there somewhere—something you can neither access nor address.

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