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Jan 26, 2012

Pizza And Sex: Similarities


Mel Brooks and Sharon Stone have both been quoted as saying that “Sex is like pizza. Even if it’s done bad, it’s still good.” But is that really true all the time? And are there other ways that sex is like pizza? More importantly, what are the nine worst possible ways that you could possibly respond to such a sexual innuendo.

Jan 1, 2012

Do You Understand Magic?


ah….. Who doesnt?

I love magic! Always have tried to learn new stuff, though I always forget stuff.

Tricks are a nice way to entertain just about anyone, but practice is a must, if you’re lousy and everyone understands what’s really happening(even though they know it’s not ‘magic’, they still can’t figure out how it’s being done a lot of times) then it’s just a waste of a technique!

Dec 18, 2011

An Update Is Available For Your Computer


The cartoon was written by a Linux user but he doesn’t have to make himself feel better. He ALREADY feels better because he knows Linux can do anything Windows and Mac can but it’s all free. By “all free” I mean everything… the OS, the apps, the updates to the OS, the updates to the apps, no matter whether those are major updates or minor updates and bug fixes.

Upgrades from one version of Windows to another have been priced ridiculously and mostly what you get is just new eye candy. Linux has all that eye candy and more and it’s free.

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Dec 18, 2011

Does My Selection Display My Personality Type


Condoms come in a variety of shapes. Most have a reservoir tip although some have a plain tip. Condoms may be regular shaped (with straight sides), form fit (indented below the head of the penis), or they may be flared (wider over the head of the penis). Ribbed condoms are textured with ribs or bumps, which can increase sensation for both partners.

It’s up to you which shape you choose. All of the differences in shape are designed to suit different personal preferences and enhance pleasure. It is important to communicate with your partner to be sure that you are using condoms that satisfy both of you.

Condoms also come in a variety of colours. Some are flavoured to make oral sex more enjoyable. They are also safe to use for penetrative sex as long as they have been tested and approved.