Insane, Savage And Funny Insults
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You’re so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
The Tiny Pocket On Your Jeans
However jokes apart…..
It’s actually a watch pocket, originally for men who wore pocket watches and needed a protective place to store them. Though, as Levi’s points out, the pocket has also served many other purposes over time, from condom storage to coin hoarding.
Corona And Creativity – These Stands out..
The Foolish And The Wise
If you are dealing with a wise person, talking is helpful. They soak up feedback and use it to adjust their lives for the better. Your input can truly make a difference.
If you are dealing with a fool, however, talking is a waste of your time. They resist change. The problem is never “in the room.” It’s always out there somewhere—something you can neither access nor address.
Real Reason For Blonde Jokes
Please if you have blonde hair do not be offended.
Just because some one is blonde doesn’t mean they are stupid. I just thought this was kinda funny.
Don’t Kill The Spider
Why? Because spiders are an important part of nature and our indoor ecosystem—as well as being fellow organisms in their own right.
People like to think of their dwellings as safely insulated from the outside world, but many types of spiders can be found inside. Some are accidentally trapped, while others are short-term visitors. Some species even enjoy the great indoors, where they happily live out their lives and make more spiders. These spiders are usually secretive, and almost all you meet are neither aggressive nor dangerous. And they may be providing services like eating pests.
Don’t Be An Askhole
An askhole is basically a person who asks for your opinion or advice, yet never uses your advice and does the opposite of what you said to do. Askholes sometimes ask questions for the sake of asking questions or making conversation.
“That guy is such an askhole! he asked me if he should take out a mortgage even though he has no job and i told him no, but he did it anyways.“ k
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