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Aug 16, 2011

Little Known Miralces Of Photoshop

It is embraced by millions of graphic artists, print designers, visual communicators, and regular people like you. It’s likely that nearly every picture you’ve seen (such as posters, book covers, magazine pictures, and brochures) has either been created or edited by Photoshop. The powerful tools used to enhance and edit these pictures are also capable for use in the digital world including the infinite possibilities of the Internet.


Funnyjunk

Aug 16, 2011

The Coolest Clock You Will Ever See

Sure this clock is cool, by and large the coolest clock I have seen, but if its going to cost about $600, I could nail an ipad to wall the for less than that.


Pinterest

Aug 15, 2011

Pointless Talent Defined

Talent is intelligence, confidence and natural ability. Even though, I hesitate to use that term. It’s too easy to fall back on thinking someone is gifted, when really that isn’t necessarily true.

Jul 8, 2011

Can Someone Please Suggest A Title For This Picture

I gave up finding a title for this one. Damn it could be anything.


Its your turn now, please suggest a title.

Jun 30, 2011

20 Oddities You Might Find Funny


These are only some of the few things I examine in the following twenty features I have come up with concerning life and all its intricacies. Some will make you laugh, others will make you scratch your chin, but whatever your behavior, each and every one of these twenty or so queries.

1) How come when you close a glue cap the glue sticks but this same paste does not stick to the sides of the glue tube?

2) Did you know that according to mental research that has been carried out all over the world twenty-five percent of the population are suffering from one from of mental deficiency or the other. In lay terms, this means that if you have three friends that are sane, you are the one insane!

3) If you have either a television or a Video Receiver or a DVD or anything that needs a remote controller, this odd behavior is familiar. Have you noticed that whenever the batteries begin to get dull, we press down harder? Are we expecting to squeeze more out of them?

4) Supposedly the man from the jungle lives in the jungle, yes? Then, how and where did his beard disappear to?

5) How is it that no matter how tight you close the shutters of light bulbs, flies or other insects manage to get inside?

6) Still use plastic bags instead of the more nature-friendly paper ones? Ok. Then, pray tell, why can’t I ever manage to open one on my 1st attempt?

7) Why do they use sterilized needles when injecting a convict on death role?

8) Why do the banks charge extra if you withdraw more money than is present from your bank account? Don’t they realize that there’s no money in the account?
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