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Jun 4, 2020

Some Amusing Quotes To Make You Smile


I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.

I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.

Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well, too.

Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.

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