Jul 12, 2020

Insane, Savage And Funny Insults

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

You’re so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.

If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

You’re so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.

I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

6 Comments

  • LOLOLOL

    Raw humour indeed.

    I nearly fell off the balcony laughing.

    Keep them coming Robin 🙂

  • Thats savage and insane humour, 🙂

    “Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”

    Another one for your collection buddy. email me got something which would interest you. The contact section on your site doesn’t work.

  • I know the contact section doesn’t work…lol, I need your skills to fix that for me.

  • Hilarious

    Here is another one…….

    “Of course I talk like an idiot, how else would you understand me?”

  • I found another one too LOL

    “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like a coma.”

  • It’s really funny….. Can’t stop laughing!!
    Keep it coming

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